i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
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Camp Half-Blood any day! Except on a nice day, not when everything is going awry.
(Source: giothescapegoat)
Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
oh my god
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if (success)
{
celebratory_nap();
}
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
(Source: tatermo, via melissabooks)
